A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
Don't ask me why I'm up at 6am, I haven't been able to sleep lately. If this keeps going on I'm going to have to go on sleeping pills again.
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I'm with you on the sleeping thing. I tried to get my doctor to prescribe Ambien, but this is the man who recommended prescription-strength Tylenol after I had hernia surgery. I had to kick and scream just to get Lortabs. LORTABS, for Christ's sake.
Wow, you would have loved my family doctor back home. She couldn't get me out the door fast enough with a prescription to some sleeping pill + Prozac in case I was suffering from depression.
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