Thursday, November 25, 2004

The smell of turkey

I think I may have heard the strangest thing today. My friend and I had a nice Thanksgiving dinner: turkey, mashed potatoes, and dressing. Afterwards, we were playing cards when he suddenly told me that he had a weird thought. Stupid me, I actually asked what it was. He then tells me that he thinks the smell of turkey is like the smell emitted by a horny girl. Apparently they both have a similar musky odor. Hell if I know what he's talking about.

I guess you really can associate everything with sex.

1 comment:

Edward Jones said...

I am a living testament to the fact that you can associate anything with sex. But I notice that I'm not alone. Every time Professor B. says, "This case is on all fours" or "That's a big dictum!" I see other people trying to suppress laughs.

See, you can even associate something as thoroughly unsexy as legal studies with sex.