I took the Job Predictor test Edward posted. So far, the results from the various combinations of my name:
Your ideal job is a Funeral Director.
Your ideal job is a Sewage Worker.
Your ideal job is a Animal Therapist.
Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.
Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.
Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.
I don't get the last one. Is that something I want to know?
These results only feed my theory that I'm not meant to be a lawyer.